bean & zoya compete for noisiest child award.
b: ahhh. rahhhh. raaaaaaah.
z: bababababa. mamamamama. mmmmmmmmmmmm.
b: mwaaaaaaah. arrrrrrrraaaaaaah.
z: heh. heh. heh. heh. hmm. hmmm. hmmm. hmmm.
b: i can do it. i can type. I CAN DO IT. I CAN TYPE. do you want me to push the butnuns. I CAN PUSH THE BUTNUNS!
z: huh.huh.huh.huuuuh. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
z: mamamamamamamama. mmmmmmmmm. heeeeeh heeeeh heeeh.
b: READY AND TO GO! READY AND TO GO!
(there was just a moments pause. i had to stop typing and enjoy the silence. i think it lasted for 1.49 seconds.)
on that note. must call pizza man. i still have not made it to the store! proof is that lunch was annies mac and cheese for the bean (but he made me wash the “sauce” off), and chickpeas for chickpea, and in a nod towards parental health i mixed the two together for myself. and tonight, pizza! sigh. and a greek salad i suppose. muffy, it is a good thing i have learned to love you because if we keep eating like this you are going to get bigger while i get smaller.
somebody really needs to save me.